Howdy!
For people following me, I have moved to Alabama. As the state slogan goes: Share the wonder.
I would share with you my most recent morning ritual.
I did not realize the importance of toned hips
until recently when I started evaluating pitchers as part of my internship.
As i look at their perfectly toned butts, I recall the morning ritual of fitting in the those skinny jeans, for hip's don't lie.
And, while you read it , yours is already aching, for hip's don't lie.
O baby,
There are times
When I see you perfectly curved,
There times,
I see your hourglass shape,
and then baby,
There times,
I see why the term amorphousness was coined.
For Hips don't lie.
The curviness tells me you worked on its maintenance,
the hourglass tells me you are working on firming them,
and the amorphousness tells me you have mastered the art of laziness.
For people following me, I have moved to Alabama. As the state slogan goes: Share the wonder.
I would share with you my most recent morning ritual.
I did not realize the importance of toned hips
until recently when I started evaluating pitchers as part of my internship.
As i look at their perfectly toned butts, I recall the morning ritual of fitting in the those skinny jeans, for hip's don't lie.
And, while you read it , yours is already aching, for hip's don't lie.
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| Screw You, skinny Jeans! |
There are times
When I see you perfectly curved,
There times,
I see your hourglass shape,
and then baby,
There times,
I see why the term amorphousness was coined.
For Hips don't lie.
The curviness tells me you worked on its maintenance,
the hourglass tells me you are working on firming them,
and the amorphousness tells me you have mastered the art of laziness.
