shaadi ke ladoo

 To,
 My Dearest Newly Wedded Friends on FB,

Congratulations! Its a delight to see your wedding/engagement pics because

1. I can now see the real spouse instead of the strong brain storming sessions of who was the last one you dated.
2. Appreciate your guts of promoting your degradation from "once a master now a slave" role.

But i have hard time when your pics flood my news feed in the month of March. Isn't wedding season supoose to be in  nov-jan & may-jun?[atleast in my times it used to be ;)] Oh Ok, so i accept you wanna declare  are hooked but one pic is enough, isnt it?  I mean seriously, when will you actually use the free "Gmail-Picassa" account???  Or was it an attempt to make singles like me feel like looser and rubbing our asses(ab yehi baki reh gaya tha, gharwale kam the kya?). Since, I have been addicted to Pepsi, I am still convinced with its old slogan  "mere number bhi aayega" when i see such pics but the point here is it is way past the wedding season. So, will you get over that stupid game and on behalf of single's community on fb leave some space for other notifications? I know it sounds rude but I am writing here for a cause.

If you made this far,
I would appreciate you removing your pics,
Save FB,
-Singles Community

Nach Meri Jaan....

Shake it, Move it, Rock it, Nacho, Jumho

Do those words ring bells? Heard it somewhere? Ofcorse, at least one song everyday while you have your radio, mp3, ipod plugged in.

While I am nodding my head and shaking my lower limb to the tune of
"Uff! teri adaa,
Aaa..aaa….
Jogi nach leee yeee ..
Rang rach deeee yee ee..
Jogi nach le yeee..
Rang rach de eee yee ee ..
Lehra ke balkha ke tu, duniya bhula ke naach
Dhun koi gungunaale, gaale tu gaake naach
Rangeeniyon mein kho ja, peeke peelake naach
Mad bhare naino se tu, naina mila ke naach"

My question to  Mr. Javed Akhtar (b'coz he wrote the above song, duhhh)  is ab aur kitna nache???

We have been dancing to the rhythm of
parents when young
teachers at school
friends in adolescent
boss at work
spouse when married
doctors when old

How come your bum still has that itch to dance? ( makes me say  B-tex ka ad nahin dekha toh kya dekha???) I am sure with your literary skills you would surely come up with some answer to it ( that is in case you come across my question), meanwhile, could you also tell me is your lower limb really resistive to the jerks from latka and matkhas of dancing?

NOTE:  I have no issues with Javed Akhtar and his literary skills, absolutely adore some of his lyrics. That being said, i donot neglect my  freedom of expression and questioning. At least that's what they taught me in engineering school, so if you have issues to my mutterings, screw those engineering school teacher ;)

Now till i get something worth muttering, lets just get back to the song:
"Uff! teri adaa,
Aaa..aaa….
Jogi nach leee yeee ..
Rang rach deeee yee ee..
Jogi nach le yeee..
Rang rach de eee yee ee ..
Lehra ke balkha ke tu, duniya bhula ke naach
Dhun koi gungunaale, gaale tu gaake naach
Rangeeniyon mein kho ja, peeke peelake naach
Mad bhare naino se tu, naina mila ke naach".

Time Flies

Did I hear the phrase enjoy xyz at blah blah moment because time Flies.
Nope! It only flies when you need it the most.

Time never flew when we had 5 days long exams,
But time always flew when we had 2 week holdiays.

Time never flew when they showed president's speech
Time always flew with every episode of Scooby doo.

So I say,
Time never flies when you have "what to do now, I am bored" moments
Time always flies when you have "deadline for assignment is tomorrow, will i get it done" moments.

More

The more i dream, the more i need;
the more i try to get it, the more i fail;
the more i feel disheartened,  the more i want to hide;
the more i sleep, the more i dream.


You see "more"  never works in your favor.
Isn't it the same marketing idea behind Pepsi "yeh dil mange more" and Lays chips "No one can have just one" to loot our money and sell their product?