Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts

01 December, 2016

Raat baaki.... Baat baaki...

The clock struck 12:30am,
So, i gathered myself 
and march towards the kitchen,
to grab a quick snack.
Quietly, i sneak back on my side of bed.
All of sudden,
I feel you pulling me towards you,
Rubbing your chin in the space between my neck and ear,
You ask: now that you are full, so how about my hunger?
Sheepishly, i toss around to face you,
And whisper in your ears: "i thought you would never ask"
And with sheer playfulness and sharp wit,
                                                                                we began to unravel the dark spaces between us.
                         A lot of talking took place between you and me, 
this time without any words.


For,
raat baaki....
Baat baaki...
Ho jaane do..




12 September, 2016

Itni si baat Kale Chasme ki...


Chaloji aaj saaf saaf kehti hoon,
Mainu Kala Chasma na Jachda, na jachda.
Because, if i would start rocking my Kala chasma look on my gora gora mukhda,
Boy! I will miss loving you like i am going to loose you.
Those kala chasma will hide my dreamy eyes
Eyes:which have learnt to fall asleep to dreams.
Dreams: where i meet and talk to you:all that i don't, otherwise.
By now, I vow;
I have lived a life.
Sharing  the deepest secrets,
Running the wildest gardens,
Walking the prettiest beaches,
Conversing the most senseless talks,
and Laughing my heart out,
liking you.
Yes,  just liking you.
The way: you would never be loved by else.
Because, that's how we are everything but, ourselves behind those Kala Chasma.

Because, that's how we fake our conversations that ended longtime ago by emoticons,
Because, that's how we cover up paleness of life with blush,
Because, paperboats and sand castles are meant for kids,
Because, that's how we act matured and be an adult na?
Because, that's how we rock the Kala Chasma look.
So, mainu Kala Chasma na Jachda, na Jachda.

Chaloji aaj saaf saaf kehti hoon,
Mainu kala chashma na jachda, na jachda.
I am such a "look at that" kinda girl
that when my proximity gives you a boner.
I would point to it and say "look at that"!
And when you would embarrassingly hide it,
you would see me gleaming with proud ownership of that "authentic self" of you!
So, Mainu kala chashma na jachda, na jachda.

01 April, 2015

Palaaat

The Moment, I turn my back on You,
You start blowing your whistles.
I understand its a no brainer,
If i am away.
But, when i am just few inches away from you,
Why do you yell so loud, My dear?
Ahh, I see
Its your way to reiterate
my favourite movie stars dialogue: Palaat meri jaan!
What an attention seeeker,
You are, silly Mr. Cooker !


03 March, 2015

Coldly hot

Dear Mr. Wind,

I know, being a Man, your mind,
Is all about reaching the end,
But, will you please stop blowing us cold?

No, I am not complaining,
About foreplay,
But, Not all of us have the Luxury,
of Hot Boyfriends,
Or husbands.

If showing warmth is to love,
Could you give me a warm sense,
Of just who you are?



Warmly requesting,
L2C

13 February, 2015

Rightly Served

 Before
On a warm Wednesday,
She asked: So, where do you see us going?
He replied: Lets, take this slowly.

After
On a sunny Sunday,
In his car he waits impatiently,
He calls to ask: How much more time do you need to get ready?
She replies: But Honey, I thought, we were taking this slowly,
Then why such hurry?
I am coming......
Its just an outing.

He exclaims: Holy, Moly!
She retorts: Don't mess with this Lady!!

29 September, 2011

Keyboard


Ever wondered :
Why “we” is spelled as W-E instead of V-(E) {as the british would like to spell it}?
How the phrase U and I came into existence?

If I were a mystery or fiction writer who is keen on killing the Kurious Kats, (“the K effect”, btw it’s a good tongue twister, try it) the title of this post would have been: Would the computer geek trust the keys under his fingers or feelings in heart?

Imagine a computer geek thinking of proposing his girl friend and thinking in the typical "she loves me/ loves me not" scenario. But instead of flower, he uses his keyboard. So begins with,
U and I are yada yada yada .....
and due to low self esteem smirks under the pretext of Just kidding
And on seeing the blank look on the girl's face thinks to himself you know what, Never Mind.

Observe the changes as you write these words on your keyboard
You and I (U and I appear on 1st row of alphabetic keys)
 Just Kidding ((J and K appear on 2nd row of alphabetic keys)
Never Mind (N and M appear on 3rd row of alphabetic keys)

If you notice your keyboard, you will find U and I next to each other.   But, right below U & I, you will see JK next to each other ;)  So, ergonomically the U and I is not supported even on keyboard 

This is how the keyboard responds to a computer geek J and then people blame them for being introvert ;) sigh!!!  Isn’t there a saying “ Don’t count your chick(-ens) before they ^(say)^  ha(-tch)” ,  Just a .^) ;)

Just in case you are one of the people who follows dinner etiquettes for placement, you will be surprised to see the keyboard behaves quite opposite. The regular norm of  the “b” and “d” (where, b refers to bread and d refers to drink) is reversed on keyboard as D comes before B both sequentially and in alignment.  One reason, I mentioned boozing for computer geeks ;) in one of my earlier posts.  My dad taught me knives and wives should be placed on right side, for the boss always wins. 
But the keyboard likes it the other way, observe the alignment of :
-1) letter Wife and Husband J
-2)  the symbol for side view .^) baffles me because if “)” is to be considered as side it would be right side view {sadly the keyboard opposes the left wing Democrat ;)}. So, on same context, would the rear side view be represented by ( ^v) ?   But wouldn’t that be upside down just  like our present state in USA?

Did you know, keyboard also favors girl on top position? I meant, notice the placement of GF and BF on keyboard (Dirty minds, ufff!) ;)

PS.1: Due to the abstract nature of this post, you might have to read twice before its makes some sense to you and even after that you don't get it then rem NM :) 
PS.2: the word "up-down ergonomics was coined from my enriched vocab, though individually they have a definite meaning.


ABC Wednesday theme: K

07 August, 2011

Its all about me



I loved this tag, hope you do too.
Its all about me...................

1. Without sharing your name, who are you?
Seriously, I mean no kidding, who figured this so far? Again, who??? 
Atleast, I haven't in the past 23 years of my life even with my engineering background and connection with biomed life, i am still trying to figure the "purpose" if that exists but again you know, we all like to indulge in fantasies once in a while here and there with wide open eyes. Lucky for Darwin and Einstein who figure that out, but who knows those were just like the tooth fairy tales told by our grandparents. So, in short as you see i hop around this world with dreams of becoming something but everything than human being and did i mention flying in skies and swimming in oceans? So back to question, you can't understand who i am with few words or lines, but still give it a shot. :P (FYI some1 said its hard to understand woman, just pre- warning :))
2. Describe yourself in less than Five words.
Restrictions limit creativity.

3. Do you have any special talents? What?
I am a super super talented being. I manage to breathe, eat, sleep, drink and top of that manage to live in this world among some intelligent, stupid, peace loving, violent, clean, dirty, outrageous people.  Now that is a major talent you know :P
Apart from that I have the art to be insane at the same time sane
  • I am believe and behave in extremes
4. Are there any talents you wish you had? What?
The talent to be anywhere and everywhere at the spur of moment. Just a little wish, you know.

5. What are your most important interests? What do you like about them?
Be a part of this insane cosmos with utter rubbish, craziness and zeal.  Life is all about it.  Ok, i know i like to be logical but seriously, why in the hell do you need me to justify each and everything. Phewww!!!

6. What is your opinion of Lady Gaga?
One person i can always, always, always count on bringing smile with her outrageous costumes when i am depressed  and not to forget one who has all the nerve to excite my numb senses with the shitty music ( which works better than tea or any stimulant, trust me)

7. If you could go anywhere this second, where would you go?
Bahamas

8. What are your favorite foods for breakfast, lunch and dinner?
  • Breakfast: Cereal and milk with some fruit
  • Lunch: I am mostly one meal person
  • Dinner: Fresh, cooked vegetarian food. Love all the variety of cuisine Mexican, Indian, Italian, Thai, Mediterranean, Greek, Chinese. 
    • Sadly, there is nothing called American food, just FYI, some people who have myths, you know, that usa is "the giant", and developed country :)
9. Do you have siblings? Talk about them; if not, talk about being an only child.
I get the privileged to get the first toy, bike, and you name it, being an elder sissy to a notorious and smart brother. Over the years our bond has flourished and we cherish the 2 min (ok, for those picky ones, i timed it :P) fights for little nothings and patch ups.

10. Do you like sports? Which teams do you support?
Absolutely, I like sports for it motivates me to follow a passion. I do not support any team in particular but if it is india-pak in cricket, ofcorse am indian by heart and if it is OH vs MI in football i am all game for OH.

11. Do you have any tattoos? If not, would you ever get one?
Nope, never. I think i have enough potential to create my identity and do not need further identifiers. 

12. Have you ever donated blood? Why or why not?
Not so far. Some1 said everything happens for good, so i believe preventing the spread of my craziness is for a good cause.

13. How do you like your coffee and/or tea?
Coffee makes me drowsy. Tea i prefer with ginger and mint, and to be specific green tea picked from Darjeeling hills.

14. Are you left-handed or right-handed?
Ambidextrous, seriously no kidding. I was taught to seize every opportunity in life with all my hands. But still i dominantly use left hand.

15. If you are in college, what are you studying? If not, what did/what are you planning to study?
I am in a jobless yet not taskless phase of my awesome life trying to figure out what i shall do with my masters degree in biomedical engineering. I guess i have paid enough revenue to books and biomed world by now ;)

16. What are some of your short term goals?
Figure out how to invest in my Present :P, i think it comes under the "short" goals.

17. What kind of music do you like?
Anything except metallic. 

18. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
Somewhere close to beach, lake, pond or any waterbody. I believe i was a nymph or fish in last birth, don't ask me how i made that discovery :)

19. Have you ever been overseas? Where and when?
Yes. Nepal, Canada, Milan, Istanbul, USA, in this birth ofcorse.

20. Have you ever been to the circus? What did you think at the time?
Yes. I so wished to be on the motorbike which spins in a rim and testify the laws of gravity.

21. Are you wearing shoes right now? If so, describe them. If not, describe your socks/feet.
No. I believe, actually am sure i have exactly 8 fingers and two toes which are plain and simple, no cracks underneath them, no nail paints and ofcorse no foul smell.

22. List some of the things you’d like to do before you die.
  • Preach a bunch of people while i am on the top cabinet of my closet
  • To gather courage and tell the truth that I am really not interested in becoming a sissy to a handsome guy who wants to be my brother
  • Gather all bunch of idipots out there in world  in a room who ask the most idiotic question as asl plz and what are your hobbies and then ignite a dynamite in that room with no guilt at all
  • Have enough grand kids so i can whip them with my cane stick while narrating bed time stories resting on a redwood rocking chair
  • Buy a beach house
  • Find a job which pays for travelling
23. What do you prefer to write with - pencil, pen, crayon, Sharpie, lipstick, chalk etc.?
Whatever is handy, who cares anyways what it is written with as far as it conveys the point.

24. Do you like movies? What are your favorites?
Not really. I sleep halfway in most of them. Still i like few like abhiyam nannum, bomarillu, ddjl, wednesday,  blah blah.

25. Do you like chocolate? What’s your favorite kind? If not, why?
Partly, something with nuts, fruits, milk and something with an appealing cover, oh and did i mention when someone pays for it :P.

Now wasn't that fun? 
Give it a shot if you liked it.  Leave me your link in the comment, i would love to read yours.

Till then Happy Weekend my friends.
 I won't wish you all friendship day because friends should be someone whom you can connect even  without feeling the lapse of time, day and date.

26 July, 2011

Bang Bang

A very thoughtful start of the B week at ABC wednesday with tribute to the incident in Norway.

So, I was thinking, what to post for letter B this week. And as i visit one of my friend's little Baby, i came across the toy which sings the nursery rhymes and i hear the famous rhyme old mcdonald had a farm.  That reminded me of  Britain's got talent participant Erick Reid's version of this rhyme. So he goes with a baaa- baaa - baaa, baa here, baa there, everywhere baa baa. Makes me go Boy-o- Boy.  Do check out his version, which has surely revolutionized the rhyme recitals and baffled all the listeners.

Image Link
Interestingly,  Gujarati which is my native language, Ba refers to grandma. Often one of my friend refers to his elderly office colleague as Ba, and i get puzzle over which Ba he refers to as he stays as a paying guest to an elderly couple (Ba-dada which means grandma-grandpa). More often a toddler whispers Ba as the first word.  Baba in Hindi would mean a saint, little boy or father. Also, "ba-ba" refers to goodbye or outing in toddlers language.

Well, that's all the Blah blah I have for now. Until then Buh-Bye (read ba-ba).

PS: Gujarati and Hindi are one of the many languages spoken in India.


12 July, 2011

Come away with me II

This week, well you might say its just Tuesday. So you can imagine how occupied I have been that i can't wait for sunday to come.  Sundays make me nostalgic and what not :) Its surely time to get some more banked Zzzzz's  which makes one of the most important factor in my ABC ( Z is ABC Wednesdays letter this week, btw).  That reminds me of the pic I mentioned in earlier post  of come away with me.
So, here is why, I found it amusing. Notice the description at the beginning of the video.
Common link between the pic and Video remains vermilion and wake(awake if you please) man
Also,  there is unusual numerical significance to the sign.
Cosine of 60(degree) = 1/2

21 June, 2011

Who wears the pants- who????

Recently, my mom had the "hot" discussion with the maid.
The maid demanded she be paid for the days mom calls it a day off, as its not her sick leave but forced vacation day. While i try to hold my cell phone in place to make sure i heard the words right,
and if my mom really mentioned maid talking about vacation/sick leave. [Don't give me the inhuman crap, i am not going there, nor shall you]
Trust me, I almost had to maintain my posture so that i did not slip down my couch out of amazement. Ahh then i remember seeing this particular comic.
So, you see its not about who wears the pants in the house anymore these days.
I guess the indian version of who wears the saree would be more appropriate.
Don't believe me, follow the links.

Plead 1
Plead 2
Plead 3
And the list is endless. But, na samaj ko ek nahin toh teen ishare toh kafi hone chaiye  ;)

For your part of shock: Try googling william sisters in saree. [After all, everything comes with a price ;)]

PS: I would say i owe google for the Image courtesies but the direct links in the post shall do the rest. Peace (read pisss) out!!!
I shall discuss about this in my next post.

27 April, 2011

Common public nuisance

Here comes the vent! If you can't take it, don't bother going further.

 Some people find a major achievement while doing this!. I can give liberality if you are in  this situation.
 But, look at this!  They say, main toh halka ho raha tha, I would say halkat ho rahe.
And the amazing thing is the same people claim having higher rationality than animals.

Now have a look at  this
No, no,  this ain't a art, it the very old chewing gum. 
I have spent quite reasonable amount of my precious time in this lifetime trying to this on public streets.
Just because some people  have found ways to making Money and Fame out of it does not give you the license of being irresponsible. 

Ladies: Unless you are in show biz or slut, this or that is a big NO! 
Gentleman:  Same thing applies for  if you like this or that as fashion.  
Save some dignity to others.

I just wanna let you know your mama ain't done a good job raising you if i see you doing this or worse if you do  that . Common! don't tell me your mama didn't teach you these.

Ya, i know its  gross and that's exactly i want to tell those fools around stop being ""Gross"".

P.S. The extensive use of this and that has made my English so versatile, imagine in my gujju accent ;)

20 April, 2011

Whats is there in a name?

Isn't it amazing we all got names. Its an interesting thing to ponder upon. You would have few names on your mind already which are weird and amusing. But again, we all tend to forget. I bet you had one such conversations with your friend where you wanna recollect the person's name but can only remember their identity as you perceived them. For example:
You: Haan, maloom hum log usko dekh rahe the?
Friend: Usko(doubt), kisko?
You: Are woh chamshmewali, library mein hoti hain woh,
Friend: hmm, koun.
You: Aree abhi nahin yaad aa raha hain,  naam mein kya rakha hain?
Friend:  Achaa theek hain (yet more confused now)
  for that matter you feel tempted to say a rose is rose no matter what you name it, right?

Well, hold on to that thought.

Remember the name stickers we used to put on our school notebooks. As if that was not enough every stationery or for that sake any item of possession was labeled with our names.  I used to hate those nomenclature in biology classes. Oh, you did like those, theek hain bolo what does kindgdom does rinkuphyschodon belong? (google wale bhi dhund rahe honge yeh word, so don't attempt to search it) or tell me the 60 names of your classmates. I used to pity this guy in my high school named Ezzy.  Other students teased him saying take it easy each time he had doubt in class. Wonder what was Easy in him as i  always found him restless. Was it a easy go attempt of his parents, or  was it the  rastogi moments.Would you still say the same?  I guess that was the fear of the "dinku baby" and hence she decided to take charge of her identity.

Still not convinced?
 Theek hain, let me give you more visuals. 

Would you pose if it was named other than Yahoo! or
would you allow them in parties if they were not named William sisters 
 and for the tech savy people would you buy an if it was not named Iphone
 
 With all this bhejafry, there would still be people saying its about the perception. To them i would say, you get perceptiosn only when you see a thing, that thing has a name irrespective you know at that moment or not. Perception is just a way out when we cannot get the real thing, just like you fantasize your wannabe to be Him or Her.

So, take charge of your identity, don't let others tag you with idiotic names. 
Chalo, now raise your right hand, bend it and pat your self, now you are on the path of enlightenment, kudos to "Dishita". Ab pata chala, where you would have been without my esteem level observations and analogies?

19 April, 2011

you got to be a gujju

You got to be a gujju to understand
  • why they feel proud of owning a business no matter they are  doctor, engineer by profession
  • why they accumulate grocery bags for reuse
  • why they got to have the longest conversation at the door while the guests are about to leave
  • why every friend of mom is your masi or mama and every friend of your father is your kaka or foi
  • why kids know their mama's place as the only summer vacation spot
  • why they keep yelling on telephone while having conversation with someone in india
  • why share index is read first thing in morning than newspaper
  • why they have craving of papdi no lot (khichu) , specially in navratri
  • why they emphasize inculcating hindu religion among their kids by saying jai shree krishna, jai ambe yet want their kids to study in convent/missionary schools 
  • why theplas/bhakris are must haves on picnics
  • why they got to have an extra freezer when they have a fridge
  • why snacks are called snakes and phone as fone
  • why they got to add sugar in every food item
  • why you take extra taco sauces and ketchup packs  to store at home 

08 March, 2011

Nach Meri Jaan....

Shake it, Move it, Rock it, Nacho, Jumho

Do those words ring bells? Heard it somewhere? Ofcorse, at least one song everyday while you have your radio, mp3, ipod plugged in.

While I am nodding my head and shaking my lower limb to the tune of
"Uff! teri adaa,
Aaa..aaa….
Jogi nach leee yeee ..
Rang rach deeee yee ee..
Jogi nach le yeee..
Rang rach de eee yee ee ..
Lehra ke balkha ke tu, duniya bhula ke naach
Dhun koi gungunaale, gaale tu gaake naach
Rangeeniyon mein kho ja, peeke peelake naach
Mad bhare naino se tu, naina mila ke naach"

My question to  Mr. Javed Akhtar (b'coz he wrote the above song, duhhh)  is ab aur kitna nache???

We have been dancing to the rhythm of
parents when young
teachers at school
friends in adolescent
boss at work
spouse when married
doctors when old

How come your bum still has that itch to dance? ( makes me say  B-tex ka ad nahin dekha toh kya dekha???) I am sure with your literary skills you would surely come up with some answer to it ( that is in case you come across my question), meanwhile, could you also tell me is your lower limb really resistive to the jerks from latka and matkhas of dancing?

NOTE:  I have no issues with Javed Akhtar and his literary skills, absolutely adore some of his lyrics. That being said, i donot neglect my  freedom of expression and questioning. At least that's what they taught me in engineering school, so if you have issues to my mutterings, screw those engineering school teacher ;)

Now till i get something worth muttering, lets just get back to the song:
"Uff! teri adaa,
Aaa..aaa….
Jogi nach leee yeee ..
Rang rach deeee yee ee..
Jogi nach le yeee..
Rang rach de eee yee ee ..
Lehra ke balkha ke tu, duniya bhula ke naach
Dhun koi gungunaale, gaale tu gaake naach
Rangeeniyon mein kho ja, peeke peelake naach
Mad bhare naino se tu, naina mila ke naach".

21 February, 2011

Bollywood movies in 80's


Running through the list below: all that comes to my mind is bollywood romance in 80’s.
  •  Sarso ke khet: Geez! I have not yet figured out what has running from two ends to do with romance. Is it the farther you come from the more impact it has or is it because you paid $$  to move around the khet that you don’t wanna leave a single end?
  • Scenic views in songs: If you have seen yash chopra’s movie, you would have seen all the mountains, valleys, tress surrounding the actor-actress in a scene.  How the tourist industry would have developed in Switzerland, Tokyo, Russia without bollywood  movies promoting them.
  • Bridal lift: Now this one is romantic. But imagine the pressure it built upon the newlyweds or couples to imitate it.  I mean if the girl is light weighted, the boy is safe but if not god bless his back.
  • Moon: Remember, the actor sitting by the window and comparing the actress’s face with moon on first night scenes and next thing you see is rising sun with them awake in bed.  As a kid I always wonder what was the connection between them?  
  • Bush dances: Remember, when actor and actress began to kiss or came close to each other?  You can’t miss that one for sure if you have seen any romantic 80’s bollywood movie.  With the western world influence on bollywood today, that sight is rare. But, didn’t you once think why those bushes came closer or buds bloomed when they kissed? 
    Yes, its hilarious and we all laugh about it in retrospect but there is more to it than just fun.  So far I have never seen such creativity and imagination in western/asian movies and ads as found in Indian movies and ads.

    23 August, 2010

    Don't You Just Love It

    When your alarm is on its last snooze and just then you get the most dreamy sleep.
    When you have stored a thing in a safe place and just when you need it, you can't find it.
    When you change in closet and just when you step outside find the tag side in front.
    When you reach grocery store and just then find the grocery list missing from your pocket.
    When you had a steamy bath and just then you realize that you forgot to brush your teeth.
    When you are so pissed off and just then you are expected to smile to ease the other person.
    When you step out of exam hall and just then you recall the theory you wanted to write about.

    When you are surrounded by assignments and just then you find 10 different things interesting.
    When you carry your ID/Wallet everywhere and just when you need it out of blue its not there.
    When you receive an unknown call at odd time and just then hear a commercial being played to you.

    When you are excited of newly shopped things and just then find out its on discount price this week.
    When you feel being 20+ is grown up and just then you are introduced as baby/ baba of blah & blah.
    When you set to rest for an important meeting at work/school and just then sleeps seems to disappear.

    When you are showcasing  newly brought clothes and just then your pal removes the size label from it.
    When you manage to look cool,poise before someone attractive and just then get caught ogling at them.
    When you have transferred the dirty laundry in dryer from washer and just then you fall short of a quarter.

    When you are half way to your destination and just then it clicks that the important document/thing is at home.
    When you managed get a ticket just when you exceeded 5miles instead of 10miles(which you do normally).
    When you are all set to cuddle in your bed and just then you remember to turn off the lights in the room.


    But regain yourself and say All Izz Well ! :)

    18 August, 2010

    Its a Girl Thing!

    Ever heard of these phrases:

    1. Oww! Its so cute! ( He is cute! You look cute! blah blah blah blah is cute!!!)
    2. If the Question is meant to be Yes/No and the answer you get is Yes, wait a minute, No. Hmmm. may be, idk.
    3. I am not in mood (Does not matter what the task, or thing it is referred to)
    4. Wow! OMG! Amazing! (For a dog, doll, baby basically anything that is tiny, shiny, moving and cuddly.)
    5. Do you miss me? (moment of separation can be range from nanoseconds to minutes, rarely hours)
    6. Sentence begins with, Hey, you know what? and second one goes something like this: I don't like to Gossip!( But i am just saying that......)
    7. So, what do you think of my PINK (it can be anything from purse, clothing, shoe, you name it, trust me)
    8. You agree all of the above and you were constantly thinking of some girl all the while you read it.
    Yes, I am talking about GIRLS. So, what if i just admitted it, surely I am a Girl too. Got my point?  Well, in case you are the one in my life, I just told you, I am gonna say those 7 golden phrases in my life, don't make fuss of it and learn to deal with it.(Even i find it funny, but you got to do what you ought to!!!)

    17 August, 2010

    My encounters with someone special

    I would like to discuss My Encounters with the one which makes my world look just perfect. I tried to find some adjectives to personify its importance in my life but all I can say is it’s the one which makes my life crystal clear. I can say it has capability to turn shiny and dull, silky and rough, brittle and tough, distant and near, trendy and classic, symmetric and asymmetric, and looks best in monotonous colors but can camouflage. (well, go bang bang,  Yes I have been doing a lot of product description stalking on deals2buy and buy.com and so the phrase “what it can do”. )

    I have this symbiotic relationship with it. Symbiotic because we have mutual give& take, it provides me ease and I provide it a platform to have limelight. (Is it too much scientific? what do you expect from a biomedical engineer???) In the morning, it helps me to differentiate that it’s the ink on the daily newspaper and not ants marching on white surface.  It tells me that I am looking at person standing foot away and not watching an actor in a blurry movie. It acts as my navigation guru from my bed to other areas I explore in daily life.

    So back to my encounters, never realized how it has influenced my life so much.
               1.   I am sitting in my bathroom, wondering how all of a sudden the area near my eyes feels so rigid?
    2.      Ignoring the rigidity, I splash some water over my eyes and to my surprise my eyes weren’t wet, did it again, still the same, half in sleep I try to open my eyes and there it was on my flat nose.
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    1.      One fine morning, I decide to dress up and was so puzzled as to what to wear but couldn’t differentiate which color would be best for the occasion, so I looked for my crystal clear ball, but to my surprise I couldn’t find it.
    2.      The hunt began, after 10 mins of serious search, I find it hanging on my shirt (giggling at me) I think it said peek-a-boo!
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    1.      The other day I found its fraternal twin to making it feel jealous. To justify my move, I wanted it to realize my worth. (If you have been in love, you know we all play such tricks)
    2.      In my madness of revenge I forgot to show a right room to the twin  and later when I needed  it i had to resort to the old one to fetch the new one.
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    1.      One fine evening, my friends decided to play badminton at night.(Wired, but that’s what we are, deal with it) My friend has one of its fraternal buddy too.
    2.      Suddenly both of us are looking for a cork and after a minute position change of our corresponding sight-giving buddies, we find the cork right behind our legs.
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    So, these are few encounters I have had with my crystal ball and the aakho ka tara. 
    They say love is blind, but my love for my soul searcher is just the opposite. I turn blind without him. 
    I know many people around me prefer me without it but I believe they are just jealous of it getting my Wesome (naah its not a typo, i meant WE some) company.  I have to confess, I take it for granted for not giving it enough space at times offer it untidy ones, amidst the clothes, bags, over the counters, but it is the first thing in the morning I look for .


    Wonder, how I would have finished this post without its help, had it not magnified the letters on my keyboard for me. Ohh! My Love, without you how would have the world acknowledge me with tittles as serious, padhaku, Chasmish!!!

    P.S. You get a Hershey's candy if you can figure out what i am talking about!

    02 August, 2010

    Street names

    Gay Street! Are we out of names for street???


    Atwater St. What about at air or at land???

    Seriously! There is a place called Beer.

    Sketching on pics

    So, I tired to use my drawing and imaginative skills on the snapshots i took on one of my trip. It turned out pretty interesting, rest i leave it upto you guys.
    Note: Click on the image to enlarge it.











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