Showing posts with label shit happpens. Show all posts
Showing posts with label shit happpens. Show all posts

28 March, 2016

Atrangi Yaari

O Dear,

Though far, you came close to my heart.
Without fail, I would recall you.
And, I am sure, 
you would be remembering me,
more than I think, you do.
I understand, in the race and rush of life,
you are waiting for that free moment,
where you can pour your heart out to me.
But, what to do? 
Today, my restlessness has taken over my thoughtfulness.

No matter how much I might relish a dish of my choice,
I do have to spit the unexpected stone out, na?
For, I have learned,
Painting empty walls and echoing them with laughter does not make a home;
So, does a needy and warranting relation doesn't form a loving bond.

You were not something I really needed,
You were not something I really wanted,
I, however, really valued you, as Air.
But then, it would be a shame on me as Biomedical Engineer na,
if i do not trust the effectiveness of LifeSupport devices?
Hence,
Today, I release you from the burden of finding that respect and time for me.

~Satirically Yours
L2C
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Excerpt:
But you can say baby,
Baby can I hold you tonight,
Maybe if I told you the right words,
   At the right time you'd be mine.         







05 May, 2011

Shit happens

Its one of those times when you just don't get it! With my recent experience with the best shipping career service "Fedex" I am left with similar bewilderment. Now seeing at the above pic you think its a joke! But trust me shit happens and  this is for real. I am baffled at the following:

  • First, I pay $18 for ground shipping just to our so called neighboring country, Canada ( Really??) You wouldn't consider a Canadian as international person, but hell ya if it is a parcel.
  • Chalo, time is of essence so i paid it. But, it delivered back to my address and fun part is i don't see the shipment except a door tag that was left at my door.  Leave about that, are you telling me the great Fedex needed three freaking days to send the same shipment to original address? Wow!!! I didn't knew fairborn was that big a city!
  • Next, endless waiting on 800-Fedex, i get to know i missed a custom's invoice, so my  question is how can I miss it when I have been to office for it. Ain't it  the attending  clerk's responsibility to make sure all documents were there? How do you expect me to know all the documentation for the shipping?
Amazing and they still haven't figured out where the shipment is. I guess it got wings somewhere in between.

07 July, 2010

Is google restricted to browsing?

Google is the best place and ultimate source for my day to day activities. Well, Google is the most trusted and popular browsing tool but how far is it secured? Yes, you can have your profile hidden, keep photos as unlisted but how about shitting??? Yes, you read it right (Shitting, in case you missed it first time).
 Imagine, the  level of privacy when we agree to get google toilet! Oh, please don't tell me you read the license agreement terms each time you download a application or tool!

 For more details look at this video.


Well its just a joke, but with advancement in technology , you never know!
 So,  remember to check for cameras and touch sensitive toilet seats .

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